uphail 

Another way to say "You Fail"

Bryce said uphail every time a somebody told a joke that wasn't funny.

uphail by AzulScooby January 8, 2009

Uphailed 

The feeling that arises when the unexpected happens. Shocked.

I was uphailed when the dog ran in front of my car.

Uphailed by Adam Hobbs September 28, 2008

Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

Uphill Paper Round by NowBor October 19, 2009

uphill gardner 

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

uphill gardner by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

unhailoed

a badass metal band from auburn, washington

dude i went and saw unhailoed last night. my head hurts from the mind blowing.

unhailoed by metalheadcowboy September 1, 2010

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake 

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake by MoLincs September 20, 2009

uphillian

Uphillian means when you play da hood (A Roblox Game.)

where your 4-9 years old and dont go downhill to the bank and you stay uphill with the other uphillians and where tactical shotgun is located.

uphillian by jesko zy October 24, 2022