Tactical 

Word frequently used by some policemen who lack communication & people-skills and are more concerned with having cool police-gear than with actually doing good old-fashioned police work.

Tactical can also relate/refer to anything with more emphasis on equipment, weapons, defensive-training, & Officer-Safety than on getting out there in the street, knocking on doors, talking to the community, and getting the job done.

"Why's Detective Florentine standing so close and taking notes while interviewing that gang-banger? Dude, that's not tactical."

Tactical by goodcop8 December 25, 2007

Tactical 

The idea of taking a crap before you go out to makes sure you dont have to crap in a dingy public bathroom

P1: we should get going now

P2: wait i need to take a tactical first before we leave

Tactical by mcniece_racing April 13, 2011

tactical 

The threat or action of doing bodily harm to someone, usually with bare hands.

Dude, you'd best get outta my grill before I go tactical on 'yo ass.

tactical by Cletus January 13, 2004

Tactical 

1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.

2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.

1.

guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..

2.

Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!

Tactical by HelvedSnooty September 18, 2012

Tactical 

Having a wank in between conversations

*Ryan asks a question*
*I answer a question*
Ryan goes for a tactical wank while I'm answering his question.

Tactical by RaccerC May 27, 2015

Tactical 

When you’ve had one too many and you need to get it out of your system ( a fingers down the throat job )

Girl 1: Wow Lucy you chugged that litre of Vodka pretty quick

Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour

Tactical by it_should’ve_stayed_undefined December 29, 2019

Tactical 

The subtle art of vomiting whilst avoiding unwanted attention after imbibing too many ladies cans. The said spewing is generally conducted under cover with little chance of fanfare or video footage.

Friend; What took you so long in the pub toilet Robert, were you taking a shit so you could Dame Judy Dench that guy who got you earlier and drenched your nostrils in fecal particles?
Robert; Nah just the usual tactical so I can stay longer

Tactical by BrowneAction September 14, 2022