uphill gardner

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.
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One-Way-Valve

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.
When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"
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night park ranger

a homosexual man. uphill gardner butt pirate, turd burglar
by draegerfrog March 10, 2005
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