Definitions by draegerfrog

One-Way-Valve 

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.

When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"

One-Way-Valve by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

uphill gardner 

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

uphill gardner by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

night park ranger

a homosexual man. uphill gardner butt pirate, turd burglar

He is a night park ranger

night park ranger by draegerfrog March 10, 2005