Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
by Tanaka Mushi April 04, 2009
by annhltr April 04, 2009
When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.
by juleybee December 14, 2010
Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!
by squeak69 November 28, 2009
Hot chick: Da first time my new guy took me to see his house, he also showed me his collection of gleaming six-shooters and deluxe upHOLSTERy-lined pistol-packing sleeves, then fitted me with safety-goggles and earmuffs, and helped me to participate in an impromptu target-practice party with his buddies.
by QuacksO August 16, 2025
The day when you become Upholstered. This can occur on any day. This day makes you very special because it is a rare occurrence that was developed in the year 1895. Recently it has spiked in popularity.
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