upholstery 

Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.

Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)

upholstery by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009

upholstery 

Slang/meme for Armpit hair

Started by xkcd

I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery

upholstery by annhltr April 4, 2009

upHOLSTERy 

Da plush lining on a fancy waistband-worn firearm-holder.

Hot chick: Da first time my new guy took me to see his house, he also showed me his collection of gleaming six-shooters and deluxe upHOLSTERy-lined pistol-packing sleeves, then fitted me with safety-goggles and earmuffs, and helped me to participate in an impromptu target-practice party with his buddies.

upHOLSTERy by QuacksO August 16, 2025

upholstery orphans 

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

upholstery orphans by squeak69 November 28, 2009

upholstery demon 

When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery

Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?

Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...

upholstery demon by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019

Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne 

Do you want to get rid of your stubborn couch stains? So you have to hire a professional upholstery cleaner. Fresh Upholstery Cleaning is the most growing company in the field of couch cleaning service in Melbourne. Our certificate cleaners assure you of our valuable service and give Effective couch cleaning services in Melbourne. We can remove all types of couch stains with the right chemical at affordable prices. We have many years of experience in couch cleaning services. Our couch cleaners use up-to-date cleaning equipment and a range of eco-friendly products. We are also known to never break the trust of our customers. If you want to know the way of cleaning couch take the benefit of our services on Instagram etc.

Fresh Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne offers fabric or leather couch cleaning, fabric protection and stain removal services aross Melbourne.

Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 9, 2021

Upholstery Day 

The day when you become Upholstered. This can occur on any day. This day makes you very special because it is a rare occurrence that was developed in the year 1895. Recently it has spiked in popularity.

Drew was upholstered on Upholstery Day.

Upholstery Day by Gerald Tical June 6, 2022