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upolestery by QuacksO August 16, 2025
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upholstery
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
upholstery by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009
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palate for upholstery
When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.
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upholstery by annhltr April 4, 2009
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Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!
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upholstery demon
When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
upholstery demon by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019
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