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upholsturbate
To use your
sofa
or other
upholstered
furniture
as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an
Ikea
without getting a major boner. All that swedish
furniture
makes
me want
upholsturbate.
by
Brown6678
April 22, 2008
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