Hot chick: Da first time my new guy took me to see his house, he also showed me his collection of gleaming six-shooters and deluxe upHOLSTERy-lined pistol-packing sleeves, then fitted me with safety-goggles and earmuffs, and helped me to participate in an impromptu target-practice party with his buddies.

upHOLSTERy by QuacksO August 16, 2025

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upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

upholstery orphans by squeak69 November 28, 2009

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upholstery demon

When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery

Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?

Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...

upholstery demon by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019

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Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne

Do you want to get rid of your stubborn couch stains? So you have to hire a professional upholstery cleaner. Fresh Upholstery Cleaning is the most growing company in the field of couch cleaning service in Melbourne. Our certificate cleaners assure you of our valuable service and give Effective couch cleaning services in Melbourne. We can remove all types of couch stains with the right chemical at affordable prices. We have many years of experience in couch cleaning services. Our couch cleaners use up-to-date cleaning equipment and a range of eco-friendly products. We are also known to never break the trust of our customers. If you want to know the way of cleaning couch take the benefit of our services on Instagram etc.

Fresh Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne offers fabric or leather couch cleaning, fabric protection and stain removal services aross Melbourne.

Upholstery Cleaning Melbourne by Upholstey Cleaning Melbourne September 9, 2021

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Upholstery Day

The day when you become Upholstered. This can occur on any day. This day makes you very special because it is a rare occurrence that was developed in the year 1895. Recently it has spiked in popularity.

Drew was upholstered on Upholstery Day.

Upholstery Day by Gerald Tical June 6, 2022

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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