Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back.
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.

(Thanks xkcd!)
by Tanaka Mushi November 25, 2008
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I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery
by annhltr November 24, 2008
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When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.
Wow, look at that girl with the short spikey hair, she definitely has a palate for upholstery
by juleybee December 10, 2010
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When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?

Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
by Upholstery Demon March 26, 2019
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the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery
Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!
by squeak69 November 28, 2009
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