upholstered
Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."
upholstered by Bill Peters October 14, 2006
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upholstered by Big8ball September 23, 2016
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upholstered by Light Joker November 3, 2006
upholstery
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
upholstery by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009
palate for upholstery
When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.
palate for upholstery by juleybee December 14, 2010
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upholstery by annhltr April 4, 2009
upholstery orphans
Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!
upholstery orphans by squeak69 November 28, 2009
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