squeak69's definitions

Porcelain abortion

The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!

Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

beef tits

mike milner's huge boobs

mike milner's beef tits

by squeak69 March 31, 2010