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Definitions by squeak69

beef tits 

mike milner's huge boobs
mike milner's beef tits
beef tits by squeak69 March 31, 2010

Porcelain abortion 

The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!
Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!
Porcelain abortion by squeak69 November 28, 2009

upholstery orphans 

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery
Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!
upholstery orphans by squeak69 November 28, 2009