Up Myself 

When I am 'up myself' it means that I really think I'm shit hot. To be egotistical.

I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.

Up Myself by Miss Tickle January 13, 2014

crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.

And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.

crack myself up by Jordija March 25, 2004

I crack myself up 

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Crackin myself up 

Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)

haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA

ohh i love crackin myself up

Crackin myself up by LBK:) June 24, 2009

help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary 

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there

Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary by -Said no one ever May 10, 2022

I crack myself up 

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

I crack myself up by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022

Clean myself up 

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.

Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."

Clean myself up by Hym Iam March 15, 2024