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Shitty joke, but it can be funny at times.
It smells like up dog in here,

What's up dog?

Nuuthin dog, what's up with you?
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005
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A joke that was good the first time you heard it, but then got shitty after the seventh time you heard it.
“Dude, it smells like updog in here.”

“What’s updog?”

“Nothing much how about you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“WHAT’S UPDOG? YOU SON OF A FISH! TELL ME!”
by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018
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UPDOG (Ultimate Paralyzation of Damaged Organ Genetics) is a process in the BOFA (Body Oscillation / Fatal Area) in which DNA is modified into having LIGMA symptoms in the genetics. This is only a stage 1 on the BOFA power level, however a person will suffer from intense addiction to Fortnite, get free Xbox Live or PlayStation Plus, and the ability to gain a free copy of the Save The World mode at birth. Though most of these symptoms sound positive, one negative symptoms will occur, a UPDOG victim will forever stay a virgin. It is unable to change that fact. Some popular examples of people with UPDOG include: TSM_Myth, every 12 year old, Ninja, Runescape players, and most likely you.
Person 1: Updog
Person 2: What’s Updog
Person 1: It’s when you get a free stuff from Epic for having special genes
Person 2: At least I’m not a virgin
by Heckin’HeckHeckers August 10, 2018
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The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.
Me:It smells like updog in here
Thomas: whats up dog?
Me: got em
by The Gulath Clan October 15, 2018
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When one exclaims that it smells like updog he is attempting to humiliate others in the room who are formerly not aware of the joke by making them say “What’s up dog?”
Person #1: wow it really smells like updog in here
Person #2 what’s up dog?
Whole church: ahahahahahah
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 07, 2019
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"Man, what did you do in here?... It smells like updog..."

"What's updog?"

"I don't know, Dawg, what's up wit you?"
by Thunder Dan May 26, 2004
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Updog is part of a joke. Pretty easy to get. Hilarious if person does't get it.
Bob: Hey you smell like updog.
Victim What's updog?
Bob: Oh nothing much.
Victim: What's up dog?
Bob: I told ya, nothin' much.
Victim: WHAT'S UP DO- OH I get it now......
by I smell like updog. August 12, 2011
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