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A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.
Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.
Dumpty by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020
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lose throw toss discard dispose
Time to dumpty, Humpty!
Dumpty by algeciras October 24, 2008
When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face
My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.
Dumpty by Kalynmo December 18, 2017
noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion
Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty
Dumpty by 31_4eva January 10, 2012
A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.
Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.
Dumpty by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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