Definitions by Jordija

cemetary 

the way idiots spell cemetery

Dur...let's go have a picnic at the cemetary...dur.

cemetary by Jordija May 22, 2004

what's doing 

also what's doing?

A greeting - another way to say hello or what's up.

Joe: Hey Bob!
Bob: Hey Joe, what's doing!

what's doing by Jordija May 4, 2004

NB 

abbreviation for nota bene: used to mark something as particularly important.

The party is tomorrow at 8.

NB: Dress in formal attire.

NB by Jordija May 2, 2004

artsy fartsy

An extremely stupid and dorky way to say that someone is artistic.

Hi, I make birdhouses! I'm artsy fartsy!

artsy fartsy by Jordija April 1, 2004

crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.

And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.

crack myself up by Jordija March 25, 2004

Texas drawl 

A stereotypical word used to describe the supposed speech patterns of the citizens of Texas.

In reality, there are few Texans who actually speak with the hypothetical Texas drawl.

Texas drawl by Jordija January 16, 2004

Journassassin 

Journalist Assassin. Coined on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" during a skit in which Geraldo Rivera reported news from the Middle East.

I'll kill Osama bin Laden himself! I'll be a journalist assassin! A journassassin!

Journassassin by Jordija December 4, 2003