I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.
by Miss Tickle January 14, 2014
by Jordija March 25, 2004
Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)
haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA
ohh i love crackin myself up
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA
ohh i love crackin myself up
by LBK:) June 22, 2009
Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
by GlazeHer November 4, 2016
by Buttcrackheads June 14, 2022
You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist
don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist
don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".
by -Said no one ever May 10, 2022
For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024