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Deliberately and pointedly NOT inviting someone to something they would ordinarily expect to go to.
After shagging Dan's fiance, it was no surprise that Alex was unvited to Dan's wedding.
Unvited by BloodyCyclist August 22, 2018
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Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.
Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.
The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.
United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017

first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

unitedsexaddicts 

UnitedSexaddicts is the southern California based epitome of "transgender" bisexual sex club - with live cams "wild" one off sex parties every week of the year. People from all walks of life every shape size age and race feel welcome here. Premium memberships for transgender and female is absolutely "free for life". No credit card or strings attached required to join - You can cancel out any time or stay as long as you please. The chat room is very entertaining nightly with members

Several locations in the So Cal region to choose from complete with everything from private parties to 4000 sq feet of party space - toys - equipment - sex rooms - and just about anything u can think of imaginable to fulfill your fantasies. The club and his/her hand picked host administration are extremely friendly helpful and always add to the life of the party. They do a wonderful job of throwing parties year round and the club has a great chat room on site with live cams daily.
Members are welcome to cam - and the club respects the privacy of those who prefer to not to be on cam as well. Free food and refreshments - free parking and some of the hottest looking people on the planet can be seen here on the site and at the parities. Girls get in free guys pay unless they bring a girl with - party entree discounts are available for guys thru the site and membership discounts for guys as well.
UnitedSexAddicts recently celebrated it's 6th year anniversary with adding a brand new party facility in the Inland empire. Membership is over 11,000 strong and growing every day as of 2013. This is the one and only club of it's kind on the west coast. The site welcomes new members globally and has an open house policy to new ideas and party ventures for all to enjoy. An absolute paradise for the transgender community and beyond!
unitedsexaddicts by punkygina October 10, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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