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Unsexual 

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.
Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Unsexual by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007
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Unsexual 

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.
Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!
Unsexual by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.
Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

unasexualised 

unasexualised is a term invented by Caspian IV, which means when someone isn't asexual anymore because they saw a really hot person that they'd fuck
Lexie: he's so hot I'd definitely fuck him
me: did you just unasexualised yourself for him?
unasexualised by Nameless44 April 8, 2021

unisexually appealing

A person whose personality and/or features attract both men and women, regardless of sexual orientation. Often in a class of their own.
Bro: "See that girl over there? Damn I want her."
Gay Chick: "One night is all it would take..."
Chick: "I'd go gay for her."

Everybody wants her. She's unisexually appealing.

Unosexual 

Unosexual (Uno-Sexual)-

A person who's sexuality requires only themselves also known as a masturbator. Typically prefers solo interaction. Uno as in one.
Ya, what a nerd. He's going to die an unosexual
Unosexual by WordBank;) August 4, 2010

Unisexuality 

Male and female together as one gender.
While hermaphroditism speaks to the outward appearance of both male and female sex organs, Unisexuality is more about both genders existing at once in the same person.
Unisexuality by author Stephan Smolka February 27, 2010
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