Usexual 

A usexual is an individual who feels sexual attraction only to those who identify or seem asexual. Typically, this would apply mainly to those who "enjoy the chase" in pursuit of relationships or advancements to others, just on steroids. This has recently been noted as a common sexuality among the community of Jaiden Animations, though studies on drawing a conclusion to this trend have not yet been successful.

(guy) I think I may be usexual; I'm only attracted to asexuals

(girl) I'm not going to fuck you Brandon

(guy) Ffs

Usexual by plumboy24 June 25, 2022

Unsexual 

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

Unsexual by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

Unsexual gratification by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

Unsexual 

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.

Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!

Unsexual by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010