35 definitions by Immortal-Jake
Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.
Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
by Immortal-Jake January 21, 2007
by Immortal-Jake May 11, 2006
by Immortal-Jake May 24, 2006
by Immortal-Jake May 4, 2006
"That Chick has an Aromic Ass"
by Immortal-Jake June 20, 2005
John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
by Immortal-Jake January 7, 2009
by Immortal-Jake April 27, 2006