"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

Jock- "Get out of here, you head"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"
by Immortal-Jake May 20, 2006

Andi: I'll leave you alone if you want...
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying
by Immortal-Jake September 13, 2010

"That Chick has an Aromic Ass"
by Immortal-Jake June 29, 2005

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
by Immortal-Jake January 6, 2009

by Immortal-Jake October 11, 2006

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006
