35 definitions by Immortal-Jake

Mr Right

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

by Immortal-Jake May 4, 2006

Mucket

A term used to describe a very filthy trailer. The kind that smell like B.O., piss and manure and the furnature is sticky.

Bill: Miss Davis wants me to help her set up her new TV
Steve: Eww, I wouldn't step foot in that mucket!

by Immortal-Jake November 28, 2009

Myspacing out

Spending hours on the site Myspace.com without doing anything at all.

Bob- I commented 4 hot chicks last night. What did you do?
John- I was myspacing out for a while, and just waited for people to comment me. No one did, so I got off 3 hours later.

by Immortal-Jake July 4, 2006

Toodley Bushes

A word to describe indiscriminate plants in a calm forrest.

Today I took a walk through the Toodley Bushes.

by Immortal-Jake November 28, 2009

SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR

by Immortal-Jake January 7, 2009

Shank

A Home Made Knife made out of Metal. Not to be Confused with a Shiv (A home made knife made of anything BUT metal)

Skanks are usually made out of Spoons, Screw Drivers, or just pieces of Scrap Metal.

Shanked- To get Stabbed by a shank.

"I'm gonna take my Shank and gut that Racest Bastard on Cell Block C"

by Immortal-Jake May 4, 2006

Right Arm

A term used by preps to make fun of the term "Right On". Usually corisponded with "Farm Out"

"Right Arm, bong banger"

by Immortal-Jake May 11, 2006