Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.
Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!
by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016
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Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)
You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed
by 1maddd2mackxxx January 28, 2016
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Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)
You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed
by 1maddd2mackxxx January 28, 2016
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Dickjumper

Dickjumper- A female that starts a relationship with one guy , but not for long to see how much she can get out of him.Before proceeding on to the next one.
Man #1 . Yo cuz I heard Jasmine isn't nothing but a dickjumper!

Man #2. Yeah dawg, she blew my bank account up and after I was broke quit me & starting messing around with my uncle!
by 1maddd2mackxxx August 22, 2016
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