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bedroom unpleasantness 

Roger: "Henrietta, I must insist, if we are to propagate the family line, you're just going to have to jolly well buck up, lie back and think of England."
Henrietta: "Oh, Roger, I thought you'd never ask! Let's head upstairs for some bedroom unpleasantness forthwith"
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Mt. Unpleasant 

Perhaps one of the worst places in the world. Otherwise known as mt. pleasant. Please notice that i capitalize "Mt. Unpleasant" but not the other.
"Hey man, we gotta go into Mt. Unpleasant today. Regal Palmetto Grande is the only theatre left playing Toy Story 3
Mt. Unpleasant by Yiazmat XXV September 26, 2010

Unpleasant Cunt 

A foul odor that escapes from a female's whooha.
Dude: "Holy shit woman that is one unpleasant cunt!"
Woman: "Oh yeah... I haven't washed in two days."
Unpleasant Cunt by Quentin_B December 12, 2006

unpleasant 

Henry Kissinger is so <I>unpleasant.</I>
unpleasant by Ronnie Specter April 30, 2004

very unpleasant woman 

A fucking bitch who whines and bitches about every fucking thing
Hi I am a very unpleasant woman so I'm gonna ruin your fucking evening by spreading strife

Unpleasantness 

Any feeling such as fear, jealousy, possessiveness, annoyance, dislike, hate, or wanting to kill, etc. While pleasantness being all feelings like happy, joyful, fun, peaceful, calm.
I have an allergy for unpleasantness.
Unpleasantness by DenverE March 8, 2014

unpleasant distraction 

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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