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Allergy Marching Band 

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

Allergy Sandwich 

An allergy sandwich is a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich. Lots of people have allergies to nuts and strawberries. The cool people, however, do not. They know the best pb&j is a pb with strawberry j.
Lulu: Oh man, what is that you're devouring?
Ramone: It's my allergy sandwich.

Lulu: What is that? It sounds disgusting.

Ramone: You are mistaken. An allergy sandwich is the magical combination of peanut butter and strawberry.
Lulu: Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to strawberries.
Ramone: Loser.
Allergy Sandwich by ChesterShrub October 14, 2012

allergy whore 

Is someone who has one (or more) Allergy/ies and is always bitching about it, so that they, and the people around them, can't enjoy their time at all.

It's a subdivision of attention whores.

"Oh I can't hug any of you because you all ate from that Nutcake and I'm allergic to nuts"
We couldn't enjoy the picnic because Laura was bitching about her allergies all the time; She was acting like such an allergy whore.
allergy whore by ElMaxo February 16, 2010

allergy whore 

In the whump fetish and sneezing fetish communities, an "allergy whore" is anyone who has a sexual penchant with allergies, particularly nasal allergies/rhinitis and their symptoms. Allergy whores may like visual, auditory, or literary media where allergies are described or emphasised.
A lot of fetish porn stars take advantage of their hay fever to film their symptoms for their allergy whore customers.
allergy whore by Orange Sherbet Laser February 20, 2020

Allergy Bumps 

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
Allergy Bumps by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

Allergy Season 

The period of time someone labels when they are probably sick but don't want anyone to know.
Tyler at work was coughing and sneezing. We noticed he didn't look so good but when we asked him if he was getting sick he claimed it was "allergy season" and that it was just allergies. We all knew he was lying.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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