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the opposite of glum.
Tony: where’s Johnny? we have to leave soon.

Bug: oh he’s not coming, he’s feeling glum.

Tony: tell him that Stacey’s going to be there, that should get him feeling unglum.

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unglum by OctoberrFactioooon March 29, 2021
Words you can keep
1. Going wildly out of control, Crashing
2. Becoming really pissed off, furious.
1. She was flying down the hill and really came unglued about the time she hit the bottom.
2. When I told the boss I was going to be calling in sick he came unglued. It wasn't pretty.
unglued by Attila The Hun August 14, 2003
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Rudy Tudy Ungluedy 

A popular nickname for 45’s last surviving, unimprisoned legal counsel, the ex-Mayor of New York City.
Someone needs to get Rudy Tudy Ungluedy into a new suit jacket that isn’t from the early 90s; let’s just make it a nice, fashionably snug straight jacket!
Rudy Tudy Ungluedy by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
'Unglamorous', looking like crap; unkempt
(Usually used to describe dressing and overall appearance.)
Tom looked so unglam today in his cheap pair of flip-flops and outdated haversack!
unglam by MatthewSingapore October 11, 2006

unplummer 

The unplummer is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plummers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.
Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplummer'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...
unplummer by Bruce Springstein September 7, 2008

Ungrumpified 

To not be grumpy/unhappy anymore.

To decide to smile.
Jack Mac was not smiling and he was very unhappy. After he ate a delicious piece of pizza at Cumberland House of Pizza, Jack Mac smiled and became ungrumpified.
Ungrumpified by JackMac* March 20, 2014

unplumber 

The unplumber is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plumbers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.
Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplumber'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...
unplumber by Registered March 28, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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