unplummer

The unplummer is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plummers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.

Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplummer'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...

by Bruce Springstein September 7, 2008

unabummer

A paedophile who conducts his vile activities by mail (be it snail- or e-) - the paedo equivalent of the Unabomber.

"Police today are concerned after an unabummer molested a child by post."

by Spetswalshe October 9, 2008

unplumber

The unplumber is an age old classic; The act of sticking your penis into a womans asshole right as she is about to deficate, thus reversing the 'plumbers' role of unclogging shit out of a pipe.

Friend 1:That bitch ate the whole goddamn box of Triscuits.?
Friend 2: Sure did...
Friend 1: Does she know that tonight is the night you were going to give her the 'unplumber'?
Friend 2: Suuuuure does...

by Registered March 28, 2007

unibummer

A person who is always negative. They always find a way to bring everyone down. Synonym: "depressomatic", "cloud-boy/girl"

Frank has a cloud over his head all the time; he's a real unibummer.
Hey, we're having too much fun here; let's call Frank. We need a depressomatic.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Unplummet

A sudden rise in the stock market.

After the market plummeted 900 points last Thursday it turned around and unplummeted 500 points in one minute.

by Bare Sterns May 11, 2010

Unplundered

Slang term for a vagina/woman that is yet to experience sexual intercourse.

She has an unplundered chuff

by Jonisms November 13, 2014