the act of performing cunnilingus while she is defecating. Role reversal for a blumpkin.
I've been datingBetty for a couple weeks now and she asked for an unfumpkin. I was like, "girl there isn't enough mouthwash in the world for that shit."
Sitting on the can and wanna suck your own dick. But you can’t reach it so your start cycling your legs to try and get itcloser. While emptying your bowels.
I was looking for a blumpkin but couldn’t find one. so I made my own uniblumpkin.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.