Unblumpkin
Blumpkins are fine but don't have to poop. However, I do have to pee so how does an unblumpkin sound?
Unblumpkin by Manpei November 24, 2021
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unfumpkin
I've been dating Betty for a couple weeks now and she asked for an unfumpkin. I was like, "girl there isn't enough mouthwash in the world for that shit."
unfumpkin by cunnilingus22 October 12, 2013
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uniblumpkin
Sitting on the can and wanna suck your own dick. But you can’t reach it so your start cycling your legs to try and get it closer. While emptying your bowels.
uniblumpkin by The coast October 15, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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