underwang

the undercarriage of a penis

(F) I've got a sharp tongue, don't I?

(M) Hope it's not too sharp! I've got a senstive underwang.

by uberbored13 September 8, 2011

Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.

Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Underpants journalist

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!

The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.

by funwillfunwill June 20, 2015

Underpants Gnome

A gnome who steals your underpants while you sleep.

Robert Farmery

by Ad May 17, 2004

underpants toss

Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.

I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003