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An idiot with 6th grade humor that thinks he’s funny.
Get away from that ulysus!
ulysus by dulled July 17, 2021
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Ulyses: A legend. One of the greatest guys to have ever roamed the universe. He is beautiful, charming, loving, intelligent, unique, and special in every way imaginable and is often loaded with cuteness. As extremely rare as he is to find, he is a guy that is a blessing & a miracle to find, anyone who meets him is already in luck. He is the kind of male that only God, the girl he loves, and himself will truly understand. His personality is often difficult to understand, as he has one of the most unique & rare personalities to ever be found. He is sensitive, emotional, and has very deep feelings. He often has a blend of different feelings & emotions, as he knows who are the real ones, and who are the fake ones. He has a very defensive wall that allows him to take the worst of blows and still keep going. He consists of being a true leader to the pack, having a good system of knowing how to handle things, and making new roads. He will love, protect, and never harm the girl he loves. A Ulyses is considered one of the greatest (if not thee greatest) guys to fall in love with, he will do anything to try to be with his girl forever, no matter what obstacles block his path. He deeply cares about her better than anyone else alive and never leaves her out of his mind, no matter the circumstances. He will try to make each other perfect in every way possible. A male who bears the name Ulyses is an angel sent from Heaven directly that no one is able to compare or compete with.
A Ulyses is someone who is unique in every way
Omg he always makes my day no matter what!!
Ulyses by Kakashi34 January 29, 2018
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The most amazing person ever. Beautiful, courageous, and brave. She's someone you'll always want to hold on to. She normally has brown eyes and beautiful hair. She's really friendly and not the jealous type. She'll always be there for you when you need her.
"Get yourself a ulyssa and you'll stay happy." " Gosh ulyssa is such a friendly person."
Ulyssa by Hannah Hernandez May 28, 2018
Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.
He is making me so hot. He's such a Ulysses.
All my friends say that he acts like a Ulysses.

He's so handsome, he's like a Ulysses
Ulysses by Johnny Marnell August 19, 2011

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.
A playful, sporty, funny guy. He usually has lots of friends and loves sports. Don't let his shyness make you believe hes weird underneath all his shyness is one of the funniest guys you have ever met.
He looks like such a Ulyses
Ulyses by Lilly Vasquez June 7, 2016
person with big dick and likes to tell jokes that is totally awesome
I am a ulysses, because im awesome.
Ulysses by Ulysses123 January 26, 2011
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