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Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.
He is making me so hot. He's such a Ulysses.
All my friends say that he acts like a Ulysses.

He's so handsome, he's like a Ulysses
by Johnny Marnell August 15, 2011
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Greek hero from Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. He was a very smart and cunning king (king of Ithica) who came up with the idea of the 'Trojan Horse' to win the war for the Greeks. It took Ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. The Illiad and especially the Odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

Usually refers to someone who is very cunning.
He is as cunning as Ulysses.
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A $50 bill, in the same logic that benjamins are $100 bills, as Ulysses Grant appears on the $50.
Dude: Hey, got change for a Ulysses?
Cashier: Is 5 Hamiltons alright?
by Bender Bending Rodriguez August 26, 2005
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Getting home (at all, or anytime soon)

A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.

In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)

If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.
"Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?" "No, but you are now boy"

"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"
by The New Afro-Scottish Gentry, February 25, 2010
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An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.
Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"

Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"

*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*
by A.J. Miller March 03, 2008
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A small piece of crap town located in the middle of nowhere.... In pennyslvania..... Theres not even a stop light, their best buisness, is the old saw mill, and their best restaurant, is a diner....

Kid: Mom where are we!

Mom: We just passded Ulysses

Kid: I didnt see it!

Mom: I told you not to blink!
by Noah R. November 10, 2006
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