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The most amazing person ever. Beautiful, cool, outspoken, sexaholic, outgoing, loveable, and awesome in bed. Someone you'll never forget. She will never let you forget her. She is perfection.
Once you go Ulyssa , you will never go back.

I can't seem to forget Ulyssa , she's just too perfect.
ulyssa by Johnny Lopez December 20, 2016

ulyssa-ing 

Verb. To ignore; ditch someone for other people.

Noun. To be a flake.
“Dude she said we would hang out, then she just left me on read to hang out with them”. “Bro she’s ulyssa-ing you”
ulyssa-ing by Hardtruths January 3, 2019

National Suck ulyssa titty day 

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
“Hey today is national suck Ulyssa titty day

National suck Ulyssa titty day 

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
“ hey it’s national suck Ulyssa titty day
Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.
He is making me so hot. He's such a Ulysses.
All my friends say that he acts like a Ulysses.

He's so handsome, he's like a Ulysses
Ulysses by Johnny Marnell August 19, 2011

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.