uland

a person who loves food and loves to cook, who is firm in morals and very grounded and stands firm to what they believe.

Uland is always right.

uland by His sister =] September 28, 2010

Sunlit Uplands 

In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.

No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!

Sunlit Uplands by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022

ulani 

Ulani is a bubbly and cheerful individual. Dark and beautiful. Driven to succeed and is a very good writer.

Gail: Hey Ulani, what's up?
Ulani: Hey, I'm cool heading to the beach..

ulani by Allí April 13, 2017

Ugandan discussions

"Ugandan discussions" is a euphemism for sex coined during the early 1970s by the satirical British magazine "Private Eye".

The basis of the term arose at a party in London hosted by Neal Ascherson at which Irish moralist and journalist Mary Kenny, during her early, wild phase, spent some time upstairs with a former Ugandan government minister. On rejoining the other guests, Kenny explained their absence by saying they were "upstairs discussing Uganda".

— Where are they?
— I believe they slipped away for some private Ugandan discussions.

— She looks like she was dragged through a hedge backwards!
— She was upstairs discussing the situation in Uganda, allegedly.

Ugandan discussions by Josifer February 2, 2012

Ugandan key 

An 8 ounce claw hammer. Predominantly used by ugandan bank robbers who use them to break open bulletproof glass barriers (even if that barrier is used to protect a bank teller sitting inside a counter enclosure made of cardboard).

Robber: You betta opan dis door.
Teller: No bruder.
Robber: I have a key.... Ugandan key (breaks open da door).

Ugandan key by Kachumber October 26, 2018

Uganda

A great place to live if you are an extreme homophobe, known for it's extreme hate of the LGBT Community, forcing all the gays to live in the slums of Uganda.

One of the world's worst place to be gay.

I went to Uganda to talk to and interview the guy behind the Anti-Gay Bill, I told him I was gay, but he sent goons to raid a hotel to find the interview tape, and destroy it along with me. Luckily they raided the wrong hotel.

Uganda by SummerFire December 15, 2011

Uganda

rigging elections and denying voters their rights

he ugandad the vote

Uganda by darwn October 29, 2018