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Ugly Kid Joe 

1. Kick ass metal band in the early 90's, fronted by singer Whitfield Crane.
2. Clever insult.
1. Ugly Kid Joe is epic!
2. Look at that Ugly Kid Joe over there.
Ugly Kid Joe by Drums3 October 11, 2010

ugly kid joe 

The band that hates everything about you.
and I...think sex is over-rated too.
ugly kid joe by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

mad ugly kid shutup 

When some headass boi tries to cook your shit but you come back with some heat
“Wtf ya mad ugly kid shutup. You headass mofucker “
mad ugly kid shutup by IH8Men69420 February 18, 2018

pumpkin ugly no kid 

another way to say that someone is P.U.N.K.; you are able to point out a punk now as loud as you want, simply because few know that Pumpkin Ugly No Kid = Punk
Hey, look at that young rebel over there with a mohawk! He's so pumpkin ugly no kid!
pumpkin ugly no kid by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

ugly shorts kid 

hot band boy that owns a pair of iconic ugly shorts that he purchased off of amazon.
ugly shorts kid looks super fine today.

ugly high schooler kid 

"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!
Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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