Your such a ubayda
by BIG BBC July 8, 2021
Get the ubayda mug.The biggest chad in the known and unknown universe. A man dedicating his immortal soul to a lifetime of servitude in the gym. He works out 25 hours a day, while he consumes the souls of the mortals in our univerise. If you wish to summon the Ubada, an ancient ritual must be performed. A ritual that is long lost to time.
Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC.
If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
Describing the Ubada is very challenging, he is neither a man, nor a god. The best description of this creature would be to combine the physics of the well-known GigaChad meme, and the intelligence of Jimmy Neutron. The first recorded apperance of the Ubada was found in Syria on a claybord dating back to the year 500 BC.
If you against all odds manage to summon the Ubada, he will provide you a series of strenght related tasks, these tasks could be anything from making him a kebab to benching 600 kilos of pure soil. If these tasks are fullfilled, the Ubada while give you a difficult choice, he may grant you immortal life, but to a high price. you will never die, but you have to spend 24 hours a day in the gym. You will see everyone you have come to know and love pass away while you exercise. You will see empires rise and fall, you will see death and destruction, missery and suffering, and you will not be able to do anything about it, you will spend your days benching at the gym to the day that the sun implodes and the Earth is destroyed in the cold,and dead vaccum of space. The other choice will be to eat the best kebab of your life.
by The notorious Em December 16, 2021
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Someone who gives in, put others before himself. Forgetful but good looking you man. Good business man.
Ubaidah the smart guy
by Filsuf April 23, 2018
Get the ubaidah mug.A variant spelling of Ubayda, or Ubaidah, which means the servant of God of a low rank; It could also be a feminine or masculine name. An Ubaydah is mostly shy but creative. An Ubaydah is a talkative, and tends to care a lot about what people think. An Ubaydah thinks outside the box, and generally doesn't admit to being smart. Although, an Ubayda does get mad, but only in silence.
by Old nanny November 4, 2018
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someone who seeks enjoyment through wearing turbans
and whose voice does not break until they are 50
someone who seeks enjoyment through wearing turbans
and whose voice does not break until they are 50
by dan_56_67 April 30, 2006
Get the ubayd mug.Etymology unknown, but mostly likely derived from latin Ubaydus meaning hairy camel trader. It reamins a popular, yet highly offensive profanity used widely across Europe and the Near East to describe any shifty individual. Recently ubayds have strayed from their nomadic lifestyle to wreck havock on the streets of London where they engange in increasingly chavish behaviour. Although frequently mistaken with kurds, the resemblance they bare lies only in their aesthetics.
Despite their chavish behaviour, tribal traditions remain at the centre of ubaydian the lifestyle. While walking down the street they have frequently been observed singing their tribal songs or on the occasion even attempting to retail their dire herd of camels to a helpless punter (usually japanese tourist) at incredidbly inflated prices.
Due to excessive poaching the ubayed is now considered an endangered species and moves further and further up the world wildlife foundations endangered species list on a near daily basis. Please be vigilant against those who try to catch stray ubayds for hunting trophies and report them on the national ubayd hotline: 0800-689-342
Despite their chavish behaviour, tribal traditions remain at the centre of ubaydian the lifestyle. While walking down the street they have frequently been observed singing their tribal songs or on the occasion even attempting to retail their dire herd of camels to a helpless punter (usually japanese tourist) at incredidbly inflated prices.
Due to excessive poaching the ubayed is now considered an endangered species and moves further and further up the world wildlife foundations endangered species list on a near daily basis. Please be vigilant against those who try to catch stray ubayds for hunting trophies and report them on the national ubayd hotline: 0800-689-342
"OMG - A wild ubayd"
"Whip out your cameras - a wild ubayd is on the move"
"No i do not want to trade my wife for half a camel, do go away you ubayd"
"Whip out your cameras - a wild ubayd is on the move"
"No i do not want to trade my wife for half a camel, do go away you ubayd"
by Ringo Star April 30, 2006
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by Your Wrld August 15, 2020
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