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twitterquitter

someone who has finally given up trying to understand how twitter works/and or has gained so much popularity.
tweeter: wow! now i know what all my friends are doing at any given moment.

me: who cares?!

tweeter: what a twitterquitter.
by amycatastrophe May 2, 2009
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twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.
I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.
by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009
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Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.
Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.
by asdasdo June 26, 2009
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Twitter Quitter

An Individual who has failed to uphold his or her commitment, understanding, and participation in the widely known messaging service that works over multiple networks and devices, also known as Twitter. He or she, at best, has made an unsubstantial effort to become a team player in the nations fastest growing sensation.
Ronaldo: "Hey man did you see my tweet last night?"

Hamilton: "Umm, I actually... deleted my twitter account 3 nights ago... so um..."

Ronaldo: "So you're telling me you're a Twitter Quitter..."

Hamilton: "Well see what happened was....."

**INSERT EXTREMELY RAMBUNCTIOUS CUT-OFF HERE***

Ronaldo: "I want you out of the house by Sunday morning.....goodnight."
by iWhipple May 5, 2009
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Twitterquette

Twitter etiquette; The social decorum expected of you when you join twitter. Examples of good twitterquette:
-- People you know in real life who follow you also expect to be followed.
-- Tweet no more than once an hour (not including @replies), but no less than once a day.
-- Avoid more than 3 tweets in a row, unless directly related to each other and especially important or hilarious in nature.
-- Do not abuse your right to post links in a tweet, especially when the link is connected to shameless self-promotion.
-- Always cite real-life friends on #FollowFriday
-- Although one is capable of a 140 character tweet, using less than 100 characters is ideal.
-- Twitter is not a chat room, no @reply conversations. This can be as irritating as spam.

Keep in mind that these guidelines are taken very seriously in the twitter community.
Joe: I woke up and I had 36 texts from twitter! Did you and Sally have another conversation only using the @reply feature on twitter!?
Bob: So what if we did? It's a social networking site.
Joe: TWITTER IS NOT SOCIAL NETWORKING, IT IS MICROBLOGGING! YOUR BAD TWITTERQUETTE SPAMMED MY PHONE AND MY MAIN TWITTER PAGE!!!
by missjo5ie October 19, 2009
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Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.
Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
by ebabe February 15, 2010
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