Twitterquette 

Twitter etiquette; The social decorum expected of you when you join twitter. Examples of good twitterquette:
-- People you know in real life who follow you also expect to be followed.
-- Tweet no more than once an hour (not including @replies), but no less than once a day.
-- Avoid more than 3 tweets in a row, unless directly related to each other and especially important or hilarious in nature.
-- Do not abuse your right to post links in a tweet, especially when the link is connected to shameless self-promotion.
-- Always cite real-life friends on #FollowFriday
-- Although one is capable of a 140 character tweet, using less than 100 characters is ideal.
-- Twitter is not a chat room, no @reply conversations. This can be as irritating as spam.

Keep in mind that these guidelines are taken very seriously in the twitter community.

Joe: I woke up and I had 36 texts from twitter! Did you and Sally have another conversation only using the @reply feature on twitter!?
Bob: So what if we did? It's a social networking site.
Joe: TWITTER IS NOT SOCIAL NETWORKING, IT IS MICROBLOGGING! YOUR BAD TWITTERQUETTE SPAMMED MY PHONE AND MY MAIN TWITTER PAGE!!!

Twitterquette by missjo5ie October 19, 2009

twittiquette 

The unwritten laws of the acceptable and polite use of Twitter.

flygirl838: putting bread into the toaster

flygirl838: looking in the cupboard for
peanut butter

flygirl838: eating toast with peanut butter

billybob: @flygirl838 who cares? you need to learn some twittiquette

twittiquette by chrisdawson November 1, 2008

Twitternetter 

Person who tweets from multiple locations.

That Twitternetter was twexting with his mobile Internet device via WiFi because his cellphone did not have a signal.

Twitternetter by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

twitterquitter 

someone who has finally given up trying to understand how twitter works/and or has gained so much popularity.

tweeter: wow! now i know what all my friends are doing at any given moment.

me: who cares?!

tweeter: what a twitterquitter.

twitterquitter by amycatastrophe May 2, 2009

Twitterette's Syndrome 

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

Twitterette's Syndrome by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

twittiquette 

the proper use of twitter and the etiquette that corresponds.
1. one cannot tweet too little
2. one cannot tweet too much
3. one cannot tweet about the same thing multiple times in a row
4. one cannot make their status and their tweets the same thing. too redundant.
5. one cannot tweet about every little aspect of their life (i.e. going to sleep, waking up, drinking my daily cup of coffee)

Charlie: Bro, that Ethan kid, he has been tweeting about his stupid breakfast for the past 20 minutes.
Ben: He has absolutely no twittiquette.

twittiquette by keeevis December 3, 2011

twitetiquette 

Proper Hash-tagging, mentioning, and retweeting

"Wait! is that proper twitetiquette, am I going to get blocked?"

twitetiquette by 2chicks200flicks January 6, 2012