tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003

tweeter

A loudspeaker that is particularly good at reproducing higher frequency sounds. Or, more precisely, an element in a speaker unit that has a small membrane. -- After thefreedictionary.com

"Push up the fader
bust the meter
shake the tweeter
bump it well well well
bump it well well" -- Erykah Badu, Bump It lyrics

by Antonio Iania February 1, 2004

tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.

The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.

by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011

tweeter

used to describe something that is considered pleasing

Those new drumheads sure are tweeter!

by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007

tweeter

One who tweets.

Are you a tweeter like me?

Hello fellow tweeters!
Dear tweeters, today is not a good day.

by pavicnat September 30, 2012

tweeter

The vagina of a dirty whore.

your mom

by KiLlJoYtHeClOwN January 8, 2003

tweeter

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.

People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.

by eric edub December 17, 2011