Definitions by ebabe

Twitterhitter 

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.

Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.

Twitterhitter by ebabe February 15, 2010

The Snookie Diet 

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.

I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.

The Snookie Diet by ebabe February 10, 2010

EDP 

short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.

Policeman: Lisence and registration?

Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...

Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!

Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!

Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!

EDP by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweetbender 

Someone who can't stop tweeting for long periods of time.

Frankie has another tweethangover, I think he needs tweetrehab before he goes on a tweetbender.

tweetbender by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweethangover 

When someone becomes phsyically or emotionally sick after a long tweetbender.

Another tweethangover? I think you need tweetrehab before you go on a tweetbender.

Tweethangover by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetrehab 

A place you go to get treatment for tweeting. Often times warning signs are sleeping with a cellphone, hand and finger cramping, tweetbenders followed bytweethangovers.

I think he needs tweetrehab before it's to late. It will break my heart if I have to pry that cellphone from his cold dead hand.

Tweetrehab by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetoholic 

someone with a tweeting addiction. Tweetoholics are often in denial and need tweetrehab or a 12 step program like Tweetoholics Anonymous to overcome the addiction.

I'm a tweetoholic. I tweet, therfore I am

Tweetoholic by ebabe February 10, 2010