A place you go to get treatment for tweeting. Often times warning signs are sleeping with a cellphone, hand and finger cramping, tweetbenders followed bytweethangovers.
I think he needs tweetrehab before it's to late. It will break my heart if I have to pry that cellphone from his cold dead hand.
by ebabe February 10, 2010
when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.
Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.
Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.
Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
by ebabe February 16, 2010
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
by ebabe February 10, 2010
by ebabe February 10, 2010
short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.
Policeman: Lisence and registration?
Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...
Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!
Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!
Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!
Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...
Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!
Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!
Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!
by ebabe February 10, 2010
when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.
Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.
I have major tweetass going on.
I have major tweetass going on.
by ebabe February 10, 2010
a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.
by ebabe February 10, 2010