when you have spent a considerable amount of time in one spot tweeting and you need to get up and take a damn shower and put on a clean pair of underwear cause you stink.
Get your tweetass off the couch, you have been at that cellphone for hours.
I have major tweetass going on.
I have major tweetass going on.
by ebabe February 10, 2010
by ebabe February 10, 2010
when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.
Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.
Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.
Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.
by ebabe February 15, 2010
a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.
@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!
TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)
TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)
by ebabe February 10, 2010
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
by ebabe February 10, 2010
short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.
Policeman: Lisence and registration?
Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...
Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!
Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!
Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!
Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...
Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!
Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!
Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!
by ebabe February 10, 2010
by ebabe February 10, 2010