Twiddly Taint

when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.

Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!

by Le Laguna May 12, 2019

twiddly wink

An unusually small or unsatisfactory penis.

Although he was tall and had big feet, he yielded a twiddly wink. =

by THFLDPRJ January 07, 2008

twiddly-bits

n., meaning "genitals"

he makes my twiddly-bits tingle!

by xaos April 21, 2004

twiddly bop

A girl that is a cross between a whore and a teenage prostitute

God damn it she is a twiddly bop for sure

by poison crowe December 21, 2014

Twiddly twat

A very tight twat.

Damn she had an awesome twiddly twat!

by GoofyGoobernuts May 19, 2009

twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 01, 2022

Twiddly

A very skibidi way to say the griddy if you're a sigma

person 1: I'm about to hit the twiddly
person 2" Woah. You're so sigma and alpha

by Sigma rowlet January 16, 2024