twiddlyginks 

oh yknow...twiddlyginks

everyone knows what this means
ask your parents, grandparents or hell even your pets
they know what it means

"oh twiddlyginks!"

"what the fuck does that mean"
"oh twiddlyginks, you dont know?"

twiddlyginks by egosyellowrose September 28, 2022

tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.

Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."

tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

Rasberry Tiddlywinks by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

2 tiddlywinks 

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

polish tiddlywinks by Maylain November 14, 2005

tiddlywinks 

A hand gesture involving mostly the index, middle and ring fingers moving up and down rapidly.

It is similar to a type of handshake.

The idea of "toesies" was brought about by tiddlywinks as well, but that gesture refers to the toes.

Ryan: Tiddlywinks!!! *makes gestures*
Jeremiah: Tiddlies! *makes gestures back*
Dani: Wow...really? Come on, guys. Grow up.

tiddlywinks by JollyJ February 27, 2011

Tiddlywinks 

Typically derogatory within a certain culture, subject, or "Matter at hand". When labeling someone as Tiddlywinks, you are primarily mentioning the aspects of their idiotic breadth of being an absolutely pussy .

Jimmy - "So what the hell is Frank doing over there? I don't know what the hell is going on.. "

Thomas - "Got absolutely no idea Jimmy, he's off in fuckin' Tiddlywink land or something, he's a fucking retard Jimmy.."

Frank - "Hey guys! Hahaha, I was playing GTAV the other day, and I put a bunch of C4's on some cop cars, hehee and they went BOOOOMM"

Whilst Frank is saying that, he's actually drooling from his mouth, making himself look like a retard and that he's off in Tiddlywinks land....

Jimmy - "I'd certainly say that the narrator fucking nailed it !"

Frank - " Yeah!"

Thomas - " Wtf.. ? "

Tiddlywinks by ResEve00 November 22, 2013