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twhistle

1. (v.) When you twerk so hard your butt whistles.
2. (n.) A whistle that forces those who hear it to twerk.
3. (v.) Whistlin' while you twerkin'.
1. "She twerked so hard I heard a twhistle. "
2. "I brought my twhistle to the club to the the party started!"
3. "He was so good at twerkin', he took it a step further and twhistled while he twerked!"
by K*Trizzle August 7, 2016
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thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire
Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 2, 2022
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Partick Thistle

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.
Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.
by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011
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cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!
by BibleHumper March 31, 2015
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Carrot Thistle

An unsightly thatch of bright red hair growing on the tip of a red-headed man's pink and white speckled penis.
Jenny: "So Michelle, how was he in bed?"
Michelle: "OMG it was so gross, when he pulled down his pants I saw nothing but carrot thistle."
Jenny: "That's disgusting, I think I just threw up."
by JBeezy801 August 1, 2010
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Thistletwat

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.
Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.
by MMBeh March 25, 2010
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Jaggy thistle

A Jaggy Thistle is a plant that flowers purple on top and is famous for growing in Scotland, as well as a lot of countries all over the world

It's also commonly known as what a true Scotsman has under his kilt
Lassie A: A wunner whit Davie's got oan under his Kilt?
Lassie B: If you ask him he might show you his jaggy thistle
Davie: Haw Darlin', you'll be wantin' tae have a swatchy at ma Scots Bunnet?
by Big Scots Davie February 14, 2017
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