Thistletwat 

A horrible affliction of the nether-regions of a female where the lady in question has neglected to adequately shave/trim her bush, thus resulting in a situation resembling a thicket of sorts or an assemblage of thistles. Used in a comedic or derogatory and insulting manner. And sometimes in all three.

Molly: Vaginaboob
Colin: Bananahammock
Molly: Cock-juggling thundercunt
Colin: Boob refrigerator
Molly: Thistletwat
Colin: Okay, you win.

Thistletwat by MMBeh March 25, 2010

thistletard 

The combination of the two most fucked up family’s

Yo yo thistletard

thistletard by yuNG BRatS December 11, 2018

thistlewaite 

Thistlewaite can be defined as big blokes who get others in pickles. Likes to set people up and wants a tik tok girl.

Thistlewaite can be defined as big boysssss

thistlewaite by yeh the boys October 1, 2019

Whistletwat 

A person of rare talent. Not necessarily involving vaginal flatulence. Used in a derogatory fashion.

Yo! Whistletwat, got any bright ideas?

Whistletwat by Whistletwat June 20, 2021