Twettle

v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.

Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!

by TBSB August 1, 2010

twettle

v. (/'twetəl/) - to tattle, report another's wrongdoing with respect to Twitter etiquette.

The action is characterized by an excessive use of force; for example: when someone who has been misquoted in a retweet suggests the offending party should be banned from Twitter.

@OfficerVella was displeased with @canice's retweet and chose to twettle on her.

by wileymurkykidde July 31, 2010

Tweetledumb

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter

I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.

by detax June 17, 2009

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

Twetten

To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”

by ak4mc January 25, 2011

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.

I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!

by Capcom The Cloud March 16, 2010