A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous ass. They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

Terry Thiel is the biggest tweedledump I've ever seen! He left one of his clones in the toilet!

tweedledump by Bill Davis (the original) July 28, 2008

Tweedledum

Tweedledum is a Enormous, blond, gay human being who has anger issues and hes the absolute worst in bed and you can hear his footsteps from a mile away. Hes one of the worst people to hang around and he always smell like fast-food.

imagine being Tweedledum

Tweedledum by chinglovesdogs October 12, 2023

tweedledumbass

a stupid person who has no comprehension of morals and makes smart ass comments on a regular basis

There is no man on Earth who is a bigger tweedledumbass than Charlie Sheen.

tweedledumbass by mr. funny random crap May 2, 2011

tweedledump

The distinctive sound of waste excretion originating from a tribe of giant pear-like beings. Phrases such as, "God I love downloading" are quite frequent in tweedledumping grounds. Tweedledumps are normally very painful to the fat waste of flesh and commonly go by the name Ben Holder or Mikael Lucas.

Ben Holder likes to pretend that Mikael Lucas is the last Tweedledumper, the excitement causes arousal and soon the two are joined in the bliss of a thousand tweedledumps.

See Also: Ben Holder is a fat fuck, Ben Holder is an inbred loser, Ben Holder is going to lose his fat fucking limbs to diabetes and blame it on genetics and not his fatass diet, fat.

tweedledump by GW June 10, 2004

Tweedledump

A bell-shaped systems-type guy. You know the type, narrow shoulders and enormous posterior. Tweedledumps do little more than talk about how intelligent and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets.

That tweedledump, Terry Thiel, left one of his clones in the toilet.

Tweedledump by Triathelete Bob December 6, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026