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twentytard 

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012

Mid-Twenties Breakdown

A time of mental breakdown that occurs during a person's twenties, often a result of an inability to function outside of college/university or other types of structured environments. Feeling alone and/or useless also tends to be a symptom of the mid-twenties breakdown.
Soon after Paul finished grad school at age 24 he found that he couldn't get a job and had a mid-twenties breakdown and moved back to his parents' basement where he spent most of his days playing Xbox and smoking weed.

twentytwosome

When 22 people are having sex at the same time with 21 of them being the same sex. a twentytwosome is impossible and should not be attempted.
"dude I just had a twentytwosome" "there's no way that's impossible"
twentytwosome by terrablade04 January 17, 2021

twentyteens 

The second decade of the new Millennium.
When we had the 80's and the 90's, they were easy decades to reference. This new decade is a little harder. So, being the teen years, it's the twentyteens.
twentyteens by CoachHeidi January 2, 2011

twenties 

weed that may be good enough to cost twenty dollars a gram
not, middies, not merch, twenties boy
twenties by blaise the blaise October 20, 2006

twentington

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"
twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019