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twentytard 

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012
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twentythreesome 

Twenty three people having sex
This definitely isn’t possible, don’t try it.

You probably just wanna see how far this goes
Man 1: Hey man I just had a twentythreesome

Man 2: Dude..is that even possible...?
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TWENTYTHREE 

A Underground Dark-Rap/Trap-Metal Artist who goes by his name “TWENTYTHREE” or just “23”with not much known background information besides being known to be from Sydney, Australia who moved to Portland, Oregon and his birthday being on August, 23rd which could hence the name on why he’s named “TWENTYTHREE”. He is known for his creepy, cryptic horror inspired sounds, imitating lots of noises and visuals that you would hear and see in horror movies and is featured on many underground music platforms such as “TRASHGANG”. He enjoys mixing up his styles in his raps and lyrics in a super unique way combined with his raspy deep voice which makes his music so acoustic and self made and has worked with other underground artist in a lot of songs that share similar traits to his music style.

He is also known to never show his face for personnel reasons and is NEVER seen without his iconic black vented ski mask or covering his face completely, As well as always wearing black clothing from head to toe which gives in to his mysterious and unique appearance and style.
“Did you hear about how those group of people were violently dismembered in the forest by an unknown force of nature? A lot of people believe it might’ve been a ghost who lured them in. There were 0 traces of evidence of who truly committed the murders.”

“Or maybe it could have been TWENTYTHREE lmfao, he never leaves a trace of when hunting down his victims who talk shit about him and can he can never be seen at all, especially during the night. He basically IS a ghost.”

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026