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twentytard 

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012
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twentythreesome 

Twenty three people having sex
This definitely isn’t possible, don’t try it.

You probably just wanna see how far this goes
Man 1: Hey man I just had a twentythreesome

Man 2: Dude..is that even possible...?

TWENTYTHREE 

A Underground Dark-Rap/Trap-Metal Artist who goes by his name “TWENTYTHREE” or just “23”with not much known background information besides being known to be from Sydney, Australia who moved to Portland, Oregon and his birthday being on August, 23rd which could hence the name on why he’s named “TWENTYTHREE”. He is known for his creepy, cryptic horror inspired sounds, imitating lots of noises and visuals that you would hear and see in horror movies and is featured on many underground music platforms such as “TRASHGANG”. He enjoys mixing up his styles in his raps and lyrics in a super unique way combined with his raspy deep voice which makes his music so acoustic and self made and has worked with other underground artist in a lot of songs that share similar traits to his music style.

He is also known to never show his face for personnel reasons and is NEVER seen without his iconic black vented ski mask or covering his face completely, As well as always wearing black clothing from head to toe which gives in to his mysterious and unique appearance and style.
“Did you hear about how those group of people were violently dismembered in the forest by an unknown force of nature? A lot of people believe it might’ve been a ghost who lured them in. There were 0 traces of evidence of who truly committed the murders.”

“Or maybe it could have been TWENTYTHREE lmfao, he never leaves a trace of when hunting down his victims who talk shit about him and can he can never be seen at all, especially during the night. He basically IS a ghost.”
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