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twentier 

A twentier is an average uneducated white male with an extra chromosome. The typical twentier will play a homosexual sport and attempt to insult anyone or anything that disagrees with it

A dangerous side affect of being in close proximity one is the loss of brain cells.
A twentier: “I’m going to take three girls to the prom, one in each arm”
A twentier : “I couldn’t get a ride because my parents have jobs”

Twentier 

“How much money do you have?”

“Oh I have a twentier in my wallet”
Twentier by UDon’tKnowMyName March 8, 2021

Mid-Twenties Breakdown

A time of mental breakdown that occurs during a person's twenties, often a result of an inability to function outside of college/university or other types of structured environments. Feeling alone and/or useless also tends to be a symptom of the mid-twenties breakdown.
Soon after Paul finished grad school at age 24 he found that he couldn't get a job and had a mid-twenties breakdown and moved back to his parents' basement where he spent most of his days playing Xbox and smoking weed.

twenties 

weed that may be good enough to cost twenty dollars a gram
not, middies, not merch, twenties boy
twenties by blaise the blaise October 20, 2006

mid-twenties 

The age range in your twenties, beginning at 24 and ending at 26. Up until 24 (20-23), you're in your early twenties. After 26 (27-29), you're in your late twenties.
When I hit 24, I had transitioned from my early twenties to my mid-twenties. Then I had a mid-twenties crisis.
mid-twenties by Cspan May 23, 2009

Mid Twenties Rage 

That moment in the mid twenties when you don't want to pretend to be mature anymore like you felt you needed to in your early twenties and you decide to rage until you reach your late twenties.

I Roll Twenties

Slang term similar to saying "I am awesome at everything."

Stems from the proud nature of D&D-style games where rolling a Natural 20 (a twenty straight from the die) is considered a great skill.
"That is because I roll twenties." - Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade
I Roll Twenties by Daniel Bonnizzio November 26, 2007
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