Definitions by digitteknohippie
Hoffing
Hoffing
present participle of hof
hof
verb
To be doing the Wim Hof Method breathing technique / Tummo Breathing.
Never to be done while driving, operating machinery, in water, standing up, or anywhere it's not safe to faint or trip. Only when safely sitting comfortably or laying down, and relaxed. It does not work unless you're relaxed. Then it's simply 30 breaths of breathing in fully, and letting go the exhale to neutral, no gaps between inhalation/exhalation, keeping breath moving, no pausing. After 30(+) breaths of "Fully in, Letting go", just stop at end of the last exhale to neutral. Just be. No breathing. Relaxed. For as however long as is comfortable. When you feel the need to breath (no straining to over-extend the hold), breath in fully, belly, chest, head. Hold, 10-15 seconds, squeezing from base of spine to head, and then let it go. That is one round of Hoffing. And again, safety first. Never while hof while driving or in water. You be Hoffing for many rounds, across many months, even years, only ever getting to the calm shallows with it, and mistaking that as safe and familiar, but then one time you may hit the deeper levels, pass out, go floppy, go for a little 15 second psychedelilc trip, have uncontrollable muscle spasms for a few seconds. So never do it anywhere that could cause injury, accidents, drownings, death, etc. Hof responsibly.
present participle of hof
hof
verb
To be doing the Wim Hof Method breathing technique / Tummo Breathing.
Never to be done while driving, operating machinery, in water, standing up, or anywhere it's not safe to faint or trip. Only when safely sitting comfortably or laying down, and relaxed. It does not work unless you're relaxed. Then it's simply 30 breaths of breathing in fully, and letting go the exhale to neutral, no gaps between inhalation/exhalation, keeping breath moving, no pausing. After 30(+) breaths of "Fully in, Letting go", just stop at end of the last exhale to neutral. Just be. No breathing. Relaxed. For as however long as is comfortable. When you feel the need to breath (no straining to over-extend the hold), breath in fully, belly, chest, head. Hold, 10-15 seconds, squeezing from base of spine to head, and then let it go. That is one round of Hoffing. And again, safety first. Never while hof while driving or in water. You be Hoffing for many rounds, across many months, even years, only ever getting to the calm shallows with it, and mistaking that as safe and familiar, but then one time you may hit the deeper levels, pass out, go floppy, go for a little 15 second psychedelilc trip, have uncontrollable muscle spasms for a few seconds. So never do it anywhere that could cause injury, accidents, drownings, death, etc. Hof responsibly.
"The people were hoffing before going into the cold."
"She came out of the water, and hoffed back into equalibrium, before going back in."
"He had to hof out of a high inflammatory autoimmune condition to escape."
"Hof it up dude, yeah! Don't fight it. Go with it. Let it take you."
"He's Hoffing?! Isn't that the thing from that freaky cult that does Tummo Breathing and Ice Baths? Didn't some people die doing that?"
"She came out of the water, and hoffed back into equalibrium, before going back in."
"He had to hof out of a high inflammatory autoimmune condition to escape."
"Hof it up dude, yeah! Don't fight it. Go with it. Let it take you."
"He's Hoffing?! Isn't that the thing from that freaky cult that does Tummo Breathing and Ice Baths? Didn't some people die doing that?"
Hoffing by digitteknohippie July 19, 2026
twentit
"They said they's be about three to four twentits. A round of the Wim Hof Method's breathing technique takes about a twentit to do. So we could pass the time doing three to four rounds of Hoffing."
twentit by digitteknohippie July 19, 2026
chesticulate
"Her constant chesticulating was rather distracting from her point."
"Dude, if she had a point, she wouldnt have been trying to distract you with all those chesticulations."
"I dont think there were any intentional chesticulations. I think she did have a point, and you just failed to keep your eyes up long enough to hear it."
"I've known her well for years. She'd never intentionally chesticulate. That's on you."
"Fine. But either way, intended or not, that much chesticulation, it's still distracting."
"That dress was built to chesticulate in."
"Dude, if she had a point, she wouldnt have been trying to distract you with all those chesticulations."
"I dont think there were any intentional chesticulations. I think she did have a point, and you just failed to keep your eyes up long enough to hear it."
"I've known her well for years. She'd never intentionally chesticulate. That's on you."
"Fine. But either way, intended or not, that much chesticulation, it's still distracting."
"That dress was built to chesticulate in."
chesticulate by digitteknohippie January 13, 2025
cryptarchy
Dude, from recent events, I swear, there has got to be a shadow government, thus were under cryptarchy, not open democracy.
cryptarchy by digitteknohippie April 28, 2024
attercoparchy
Because of being trapped and having poisons imposed upon us, it appears we are suffering under attercoparchy, and not just merely cryptarchy, hagiarchy or demonarchy, and, can it still even be called kakistarchy (rule by the worst among us), since it seems not even matter any more who are in the system, as the system itself is the great monster poisoning us and trapping us in disease, and the people merely coerced obediently complicit.
attercoparchy by digitteknohippie April 28, 2024
epic chain-fail
Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.
fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail
either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail
either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."
physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"
social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."
physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"
social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
epic chain-fail by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012