A disease where you HAVE to go on twitter.
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter
Person 1: Dude why are you so tired?
Person 2: I have tweetitis.
Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!
Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis
Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis
Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis
Person 2: I have tweetitis.
Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!
Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!
Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis
Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis
Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis
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origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.
texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.
Most commonly used by Young Adults.
origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.
texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.
Most commonly used by Young Adults.
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tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez
1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.
2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.
3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.
HISTORY
Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.
tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez
1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.
2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.
3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.
HISTORY
Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.
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