Tweetitis 

A disease where you HAVE to go on twitter.
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter

Person 1: Dude why are you so tired?
Person 2: I have tweetitis.

Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!

Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!

Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis

Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis

Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis

Tweetitis by carolina_clouds June 19, 2010

twerkitis 

A non fatal illness that manifest itself in the chronic urge to twerk in inappropriate places.

After the episode in Wal-mart we thought meemaw had Parkinson's, but the Doctor said it was just an advanced case of twerkitis.

twerkitis by ballz itchy July 11, 2014

textitis 

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

textitis by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

teelitist

A person who is overly finicky about their t-shirts.

The teelitist sighed and said, "I still like Threadless I just wish that they had more quirky designs and printed on American Apparel."

teelitist by Shawn Henning January 22, 2009

Textitis 

1) Overly excessive texting disease.

origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.


texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.

Most commonly used by Young Adults.

You have textitis.


You know who put the definition of textitis.

=]

Textitis by mmikey December 9, 2008

tweetesis 

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

tweetesis by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009

Tweetissimo 

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.

Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it

Tweetissimo by rushringleader March 22, 2010