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twentington

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"
twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019
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fuckstick textington 

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

Truntington 

A traditional English swear word, often used in anger. Can be translated as "Mother fucking prick cock sucking wanker"
Albert looked at the hobo in discust "Margaret leave that hobo alone, he looks like a right Truntington!"
Truntington by Mrs Saxonbury April 8, 2008

Sir Twatington

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat
Sir Twatington by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

Trentington 

a trentington is always the kind of friend to be a huge crackhead. he’ll definitely be your best friend til the end, he’ll always be there for you when times are rough(even if he might not know what to do to help you) trentington is amazing, if you meet a trentington make sure you never let go of him. he’s very thicc and very sexy too.
Person: wow look it’s trentington

girl: omg trentington is sooo hot and sexy and thicc
Trentington by Weirdo_overflow June 10, 2020
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I hit a real purple patch.

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