tweetling

A tweetling is a new Twitter user often with just a profile picture of a egg.

Jim has a new Twitter account. He is just a cute little tweetling

tweetling by JHowardKMAC January 20, 2017

tweeting 

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

tweeting by reibmag October 21, 2019

thweeting 

The act of passing gas while wearing a thong.

It sounded like she was thweeting as she got up from her beach blanket.

thweeting by Benvenuti March 14, 2014

Tweefing 

Beefing over Twitter, Starting drama or problems over Twitter

You a lame anyway for tweefing over the social network

Tweefing by ATRAINexpress November 27, 2011

tweelin

To go flying or off course. Similar to "off the chain". My be used to desribe an unwanted item flying off.

"Hey man, your hub cap just went tweelin off the road about a hundred feet before that exit!!!"

"Guys, that party was tweelin the other night!"

tweelin by keithyboy October 9, 2008

twittling your nutsack 

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

twittling your nutsack by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009