Tweetfinger 

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

Tweetfinger by ebabe February 10, 2010

tentfingering 

When a person who is speaking about a topic as if they are a "thought leader" or CEO. The kind of empty precision that comes with saying a bunch of general things that dont mean anything about a product and generally if it was allowed people would do the exact opposite. The body language is authoritative and dismissive when they talk as well. The thing that people do in TED talks sometimes.

Look at James tentfingering about unlimited PTO. Hes literally walking around while he talks about it in the meeting. He looks like a wish.com Tim Cook. More like time cooked his ass and now hes gotta pretend to understand what work life balance is when hes dealing with a second divorce.

tentfingering by Pontifx January 31, 2025