JHowardKMAC's definitions

vagchips

vagchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after scratching a crotch WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Doritos chips, unless you like vagchips!

by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016

tweetling

A tweetling is a new Twitter user often with just a profile picture of a egg.

Jim has a new Twitter account. He is just a cute little tweetling

by JHowardKMAC January 20, 2017

tweetlish

A grammatically correct language based on mixing the words tweet and twat.

FUTURE TENSE: I'm retweeting the tweet you twat me in the morning. I have a tweetlish class I have to go to at night so I could tweet the link you twat me last week.

by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016

twittonese

Similar to textonese with grammar based on combinations of twitter, twitt and twat.

I read your twitt 's on Twitter then twat you a link to the Twittonese class please don't be late!

by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016